Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Humor: Hilarious one liners on Ishant Sharma after 3rd ODI Courtesy - Sportskeeda

1. Ishant Sharma is God’s answer to BCCI’s
2. Newton’s 3rd law modified: For every N
Srinivasan, there is an equal and opposite
Ishant Sharma.
3. Dear Dhoni, Ishant Sharma ko OLX pe bech
4. Ishant Sharma makes people miss Ashish
5. Dhoni would have bowled better than Ishant
Sharma. In fact, even Duncan Fletcher would
6. Itwasn’t Faulkner, it wasn’t Voges.
Australia’s match winner tonight was Ishant
7. If ever there was an Orange Cap award for
bowlers, Ishant Sharma would win it hands
8. Ajit Agarkar would be having second
thoughts on his retirement after looking at
Ishant Sharma bowl.
9. Restaurants to rename ‘unlimited’ offer
packages to ‘Ishant Sharma’ packages.
10. Ishant Sharma should be called Lord Ishant
Sharma henceforth.
11. Ishant Sharma doesn’t like to cut his hair
because he wants to hide his face when bowlers
thrash him around the park.
12. BCCI should consider giving Ishant Shamra
voluntary retirement.
13. When Ishant Sharma bowls, it’s a working
holiday for all fielders. Of course, the
spectators are the real fielders.
14. Ishant Sharma doesn’t need a towel to
indicate that he’s giving away runs.
15. Colors to give Ishant Sharma a wild card
entry to Big Boss season 7.
16. Abey Kuruvilla can bowl better than Ishant
17. Dhoni isn’t India’s greatest finisher, Ishant
Sharma is.
18. Ishant Sharma has the ability to
overshadow Sir Ravindra Jadeja.
19. At this rate, Ishant Sharma would end up
with the most number of centuries (with the
ball) for India in ODIs.
20. LOL is Ishant Sharma’s middle name.

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